That "Hey Vern" guy. To appeal to low information voters. Oh, we've already got them in the bag? Never mind.
Sarah Palin. Call it an insurance policy. Besides, I would look very presidential by comparison.
Rush Limbaugh. See above.
Bill O'Reilly. He's a really smart guy. Just ask him.
Charlize Theron. Melania isn't getting any younger.
Ben Carson. I like the blacks. The blacks like me. Plus, he's a doctor--in case I need a prescription for something.
Eva Longoria. Just found out Charlize isn't a US citizen! Anyway, the Hispanics love me! This will make them love me more!
Somebody who knows something about government. Maybe we should have a contest!
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