Uh, let's see...
It was just a bunch of delusional, bigoted, reactionary, halfwit assholes vying with each other to see who could be the most delusional, bigoted, reactionary, halfwit asshole.
All for the entertainment of an audience of delusional, bigoted, reactionary, halfwit assholes.
That's about it. Oh, and God Bless America!
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Monday, March 10, 2014
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Dying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard
For a moment I thought I'd stumbled onto the funniest political satire I've heard in years.
The most absurd, illogical nonsense offered up with a straight face. I was reminded of that Python bit about the Really Loony Party. Superb daftness.
Then it dawned on me that I was watching taped coverage of CPAC.
And they really mean that shit.
Ted "And You Thought Rick Perry Was The Biggest Asshole In Texas" Cruz and Rand "The Federal Government Is Worthless And That's Why I Fit Right In" Paul.
Sarah "Pay Me My Money Down" Palin and Ann "If I Were Just A Little More Feminine I'd Pass As A Female Impersonator" Coulter.
And let's not forget Louis "I'm No More Crazy Than The People Who Elected Me" Gohmert.
Wow.
I mean, WOW!
Calling CPAC a freak show is insulting to sideshow freaks everywhere.
The most absurd, illogical nonsense offered up with a straight face. I was reminded of that Python bit about the Really Loony Party. Superb daftness.
Then it dawned on me that I was watching taped coverage of CPAC.
And they really mean that shit.
Ted "And You Thought Rick Perry Was The Biggest Asshole In Texas" Cruz and Rand "The Federal Government Is Worthless And That's Why I Fit Right In" Paul.
Sarah "Pay Me My Money Down" Palin and Ann "If I Were Just A Little More Feminine I'd Pass As A Female Impersonator" Coulter.
And let's not forget Louis "I'm No More Crazy Than The People Who Elected Me" Gohmert.
Wow.
I mean, WOW!
Calling CPAC a freak show is insulting to sideshow freaks everywhere.
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