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Showing posts with label current events. Show all posts
Showing posts with label current events. Show all posts

Monday, August 25, 2025

He Likes Hurting People

He likes hurting people.

It really excites him.

Makes his little mushroom almost hard. 

Makes him think he's young again. 

He especially likes hurting people of color and women. 

But really, anyone who he perceives as weaker is fair game.

Immigrants, students, LBGQT, any minority really.

This is a guy who made a career out of fucking over his subcontractors, after all.

Oh, and his siblings, too. 

All of the best qualities of humanity are missing from him.

ALL OF THEM 

In fact, he is probably the single most damaged human in the history of this nation. 

Now, if you can stand to take a good, close look at his parents--and not vomit--much of his behavior can be explained. Nature and nurture working hand in hand.

On the other hand, a lot of people have shitty parents and they don't turn out like Trump. 

Of course, his most fervent supporters, many of whom are in various ways almost as damaged as he is, will NEVER leave him. 

But you wouldn't think that the captains of industry, bankers, lawyers, all very wealthy in their own right, would  bow down so willingly to a 300 pound orange frosted turd in a wrinkled blue suit. This only proves that they are essentially cowards who care much more for their fortunes than for their country. 

And, here's the best part, as he slips deeper and deeper into dementia, which is quite obviously what is happening, 

HE WILL ONLY GET WORSE.

Soon, very soon, we will have a very angry vegetable in his trashy gold oval office, lashing out at everything and everyone.

Fun times. 


Thursday, January 18, 2018

The 200 Year Old Racist

Once and for all, Donald J. Trump is as healthy as any obese, pasty, intellectually incurious, septuagenarian who eats junk food all day, and whose idea of exercise is to either ride around in a golf cart, or sit on the toilet tweeting, has ever been.

He has excellent cognitive skills, too. (insert laughter here)

And he has "incredible genes".

(Have you ever had your genes examined during your physical? Me neither. In fact, I'm very interested in how that would even be done by an MD.)

The man is a fucking medical wonder, I tells ya!

And he has a doctor's note to prove it.

So that should settle that, huh?

After all, who you gonna believe, his doctor or your lyin' eyes and all the evidence to the contrary?

Monday, June 27, 2016

Ten Other Names For The Brexit

Pasty Tea Bags Shoot Themselves In The Foot!

We Did What?

God Save The Pound!

Europe Controlled By Germany? What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Are We Having A Laugh?

Well, Bugger Me Senseless!

It's 1816 Again!

The Limeys Didn't Really Think This Thing Through, Did They?

Blimey! What A Cockup!

There Will Always Be An England...Maybe.


Monday, June 13, 2016

Foreigners' Travel Advisory

So, you're thinking of traveling to the United States!

We welcome you with open arms!

This is the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave!

Enjoy our purple mountains majesty. Enjoy our fruited plains.

Enjoy our triple cheeseburgers. Enjoy our Kardashians.

But please respect our culture.

And always remember, our right to indiscriminate slaughter is one of our most sacred rights.

Make that our most right.

Guns everywhere and guns for everyone!

So, wherever you go in our exceptional land, whether school, mall, nightclub, or even house of worship, there's a good possibility that some moody loner-religious nut-psycho-aggrieved patriot may shoot you.

And there's nothing we care to do about it. So don't even ask.

It's just the way we are...

Welcome to the USA! Enjoy your stay!