Random Thoughts On A Lovely Autumn Day

Why does Tucker Carlson always look constipated? Hasn't he heard about laxatives? Or is just that he's so constantly, totally, full of shit that nothing will help?

Republicans don't want to do away with racism. They want to do away with teaching about racism. And that will make it all better.

It's a shame that Don the Builder couldn't get any infrastructure bills passed in 4 very long years. Imagine all of the Mob concrete and Polish scab laborers he could've used. #SAD.

A note to all of the anti-masker/anti-vaxxers who like to confront people: sooner or later you're going to pick on the wrong person and you're going to get seriously hurt or maybe even killed. Hopefully someone will be on hand to film it.

In a just world, the next Republican to quote Martin Luther King Jr. would burst into flames.

Is it really such a tragedy that the vast majority of people now dying from CoVid are Red State Loons? Is it?

What kind of people keep re-electing Paul Gosar? What has he ever done for his district? What legislation has he proposed to help Arizona, let alone the country? He's an idiot, a racist, a liar, and, most importantly, a traitor. I can only assume that his supporters have all of those characteristics as well.

Why some professional athletes, who have without a doubt been injected with all sorts of goodies by team doctors, for pain, for healing, for performance, should now balk at a simple poke in the arm to keep them and those around them safe from a deadly disease, is one of the great mysteries of the modern world.

There is no cure for stupid. And when you mix it with ego, it can be deadly.

My White Replacement Theory

Here is a partial list of some "whites" that should be "replaced" ASAP.

Donald Trump

Donald Trump's 3 oldest children and their spouses

Rupert Murdoch

Tucker Carlson

Sean Hannity

Laura Ingraham

Mark Levin

Every Republican Senator and Congressperson (I realize that a couple of these are people of color--but being in the Republican Party means they have willingly forfeited any claims they might have to being black or brown and are no doubt considered honorary whites by their fellow Republicans, so...)

Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema

Everybody who whines about Critical Race Theory without any understanding of what it is

Every hillbilly with a soft spot for the Stars and Bars

Every gun nut

Every Libertarian billionaire

Every anti-vaxxer

Every televangelist

All of these people could be very easily replaced by either a wad of dryer lint or a medium size pile of horse shit.

No one who matters would miss them and the country would immediately be so much better off.

So The Ivermectin Didn't Work, Huh?

Hmmm. Who could have imagined that a veterinary treatment for de-worming horses wouldn't work for an airborne corona virus in people? Strange that.

You're still sick, and getting sicker. What to do, what to do?

Do not go to the hospital! They're kinda crowded right now, anyway. Remember, you don't trust doctors and their so-called "science". And their fancy vaccines.

So what if they've proved effective for literally hundreds of millions of people. You're a free citizen. Not a sheep. You will not be forced into any Deep State/Bill Gates/George Soros vaccine genocide!

(Forget for a second that the entire Trump family has been vaccinated. And so has everyone at Fox News. And probably every Republican member of Congress, too.)

You've done a lot of "research" on the Internet and you're pretty sure you know more about this than any "expert". Your body. Your choice.

If the horse paste didn't work there must be another way...

Do not despair. Do not worry. There are a multitude of other "cures" that the Deep State doesn't want you to know about:

Prayer. Pray really hard and really long and, if Jesus truly loves you, He and His Dad will probably save you. And if They don't, well, that just shows you're not worthy.

There are hundreds, if not thousands, of other veterinary ointments, serums, drugs, etc. Make what remains of your life one probably not too long experiment. (I was going to say "science" experiment, but that might frighten the target audience.)

(By the way, has it occurred to these people that veterinarians are doctors, too? They went to a form of Med school. They use the science they learned there every fucking day. On animals.)

The old Roman method of dealing with unfortunate events. Draw a nice, warm bath. Sit in it comfortably while with a straight razor you open the veins in both wrists. I'm told this really doesn't hurt much. "Turn off your mind, relax, and float down stream. It is not dying..." Well, actually it is dying. But at least you'll no longer have to suffer in this socialist hellhole. Am I right?!

For those without a bathtub, a plastic bag over the head, tightly taped around the neck, is not nearly as elegant as the Roman method, nor as painless, but ultimately just as effective.

Finally, don't forget about Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson. You probably have a bunch of different calibers to choose from. Buy American! Go out with a bang! Own the Libs!

An Incomplete List Of American Disgraces

(A complete list would take up way too much space...)

Homeless people. We are the richest country on the face of the earth.

Hungry people. We are the richest country on the face of the earth. And the fattest, too. But somehow we still have people going hungry, and children whose one good meal a day is provided by their school, which, of course, conservatives want to take away.

Mentally ill people set loose on the streets. Thanks again, Saint Reagan.

People with no health insurance. Because, you know, national health care is SOCIALISM!

People who refuse to be vaccinated. Because, you know, FreeDumb.

Substandard schools for poorer people. Sweet demi-palaces for richer people. There is a public elementary school that I drive by that has recently built a multi-purpose structure that would not be out of place at Lincoln Center, in New York City. Meanwhile, there are schools nearby with not enough books, not enough  paper, not enough pencils. Computers? Hahaha. And don't get me started on charter schools and the voucher system.

Bullet proof backpacks for school kids. Because some people think that their right to bear arms is more important than anyone else's right to live.

Lugnutz who wander around with their AR-15's. They think they look tough, but what they really look like is scared little boys playing army.

Idiots who can say, with a straight face, that slavery "wasn't so bad".

Idiots who oppose teaching that slavery was indeed that bad. Bad in such a profound and disturbing way that it should shame every decent white person in America, and cause them to dedicate themselves to finally fix its lasting ills.

Fox News. Goebbels would be so proud.

The Republican Party in toto. I mean, Jesus, just look at them.