Husband Of The Year

No, no, it's not Donald J. Trump.

He's already in the Hall of Fame of Husbandry, pornstar schtupping division.

No, today we're talking about Duncan Hunter, a Republican congressman (of course), who just threw his wife under the bus.

See, a fairly large sum of money was, uh, allegedly misused by DunkDunk and his missus. (Republicans have such an interesting relationship with money.)

And the federales want to know "why?"

Which is kind of surprising, considering that the DOJ is being run by a white supremacist peckerwood who seems to be only concerned with keeping "the coloreds" in line, y'all. Besides, what's more Republican than white collar crime? Nothing!

Anyway, DunkDunk's response is what guarantees him being Husband of the Year.

(I'm paraphrasing here, but you get the essence) "Gee, I don't know. I have nothing to do with it. My hands are clean. Ask her." Her being his wife, Mrs. DunkDunk.

Hell of a guy. Just the sort you want deciding important national issues.

One Thing You Can't Hide Is When You're Crippled Inside

Look, I've never cared for John McCain.

I grew tired of the "I was a P.O.W." card very early on in the game.

More importantly, most of his positions are directly opposite of everything I believe.

First as a Congressman and then as a Senator he has done next to nothing for the people of Arizona. You can look it up.

He would have been a bad President. Not as bad as W.  And no one will ever be as bad as that lump of orange fecal matter currently occupying the White House. But still, just the idea of Sarah Palin being a heartbeat away, as they say, should have given anyone with a functioning brain nightmares.

Now, it looks like the "Maverick" is on his way out. Like the song says, "everything dies and that's a fact". When he does, he will be given full military honors, which he certainly deserves. He does not deserve to be mocked by that festering gang of morally crippled, ethical pygmies that takes its marching orders from Donald J. Trump.

And there is a pretty good chance that whatever replaces him will be worse. This is Arizona we're talking about, after all.

However, one thing is beyond dispute. John McCain has never been a traitor.

Donald J. Trump, and anyone associated with the criminal enterprise that he calls his administration, can't honestly say that.

It's All OK!

Here's the deal:

You can be a rapist, a thief, an idiot, a child molester, a downright fucking moron...

But if you have that "R" after your name, it's all OK!

You can be a serial liar, a phony Christian, a racist, a misogynist, a homophobe...

But if you have that "R" after your name, it's all OK!

You can be a stooge for a foreign country, a draft dodging chicken hawk, morally bankrupt, financially corrupt...

And that "R" makes it all OK!

You can conspire with the government of an enemy nation to subvert our elections, you can dismantle 100 years of progressive legislation, you can stuff yourself and your family from the public purse, you can despoil the public commons, sell off the nation to the highest bidders...

As long as that "R" is there, no need to worry!

You can even be a full blown traitor, who spends his day committing treason while wiping his ass with the Constitution...

When the cops come, just show 'em your "R".

The "R" that now stands for Russia.