If you're a white male with property, fine.
Go ahead and vote!
That's what God, and our scared Constitution, originally intended.
But women...? Well, see, women are irrational beings. They have the "menses" you know? And since they can't even be trusted with control over their own bodies, why would you trust them to vote?
Let's compromise: women can vote ONLY if they vote like their husbands. Their white male husbands with property, that is.
As for your lesser races...well...NO.
Sorry.
What about poor whites? Just like the wimmenfolks, they can vote--but only if they vote exactly like their betters.
See, democracy doesn't have to be so messy, after all!
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Friday, April 1, 2016
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
A Nation Of Imbeciles
What does it say about a political party that can only consistently win elections when they lie and cheat?
What does it say about the future of a country that there are large numbers of people willing to vote for the liars and cheaters?
What does it say about the mainstream media of a country that bends over backward to find ways around reporting about the lying and cheating?
What does it say about a nation's highest court that equates money with speech and therefore allows the out of state money of a few billionaires to overwhelm the money of an entire state's citizens in local elections?
When I was younger, and I guess more compassionate, I probably would have said about all those coal miners who vote Republican, "well, you know, they're afraid about their jobs and not well educated, and that's all they know, so..." But I'm older, and I don't have as much patience, so what I say now is "fuck you. I hope you die of black lung, without any healthcare--which is what you voted for after all--in a sad little shack. Maybe the coal company will send a nice floral arrangement to your funeral. Won't you ever understand that you are completely expendable?"
And to all those old people, dependent on Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid, who consistently vote against the party that gave them Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid, "please do us all a favor and die soon."
And to those Latino-Americans who don't bother to vote at all, "I hope you get stopped by the cops every time you leave the house and asked for I.D. And that your kids always go to substandard schools, too. That's what comes from not voting."
And to those young people who also don't bother to vote, "enjoy paying off your student debt at a minimum wage job. That is, if there still is a minimum wage. But hey, maybe the Republicans can reinstate the draft, so you won't have to worry about that debt after all! Have a nice time in Syria, or Iraq, or Iran, or the Ukraine, or wherever. Oh, and thank you for your service."
In some alternative universe I suppose it makes perfect sense that the majority party of a Congress with an approval rating of 13% gets rewarded with more seats.
That's where we are now.
In a democracy you get the kind of government you deserve.
And therefore it logically follows that a nation of imbeciles deserves to be governed by imbeciles.
What does it say about the future of a country that there are large numbers of people willing to vote for the liars and cheaters?
What does it say about the mainstream media of a country that bends over backward to find ways around reporting about the lying and cheating?
What does it say about a nation's highest court that equates money with speech and therefore allows the out of state money of a few billionaires to overwhelm the money of an entire state's citizens in local elections?
When I was younger, and I guess more compassionate, I probably would have said about all those coal miners who vote Republican, "well, you know, they're afraid about their jobs and not well educated, and that's all they know, so..." But I'm older, and I don't have as much patience, so what I say now is "fuck you. I hope you die of black lung, without any healthcare--which is what you voted for after all--in a sad little shack. Maybe the coal company will send a nice floral arrangement to your funeral. Won't you ever understand that you are completely expendable?"
And to all those old people, dependent on Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid, who consistently vote against the party that gave them Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid, "please do us all a favor and die soon."
And to those Latino-Americans who don't bother to vote at all, "I hope you get stopped by the cops every time you leave the house and asked for I.D. And that your kids always go to substandard schools, too. That's what comes from not voting."
And to those young people who also don't bother to vote, "enjoy paying off your student debt at a minimum wage job. That is, if there still is a minimum wage. But hey, maybe the Republicans can reinstate the draft, so you won't have to worry about that debt after all! Have a nice time in Syria, or Iraq, or Iran, or the Ukraine, or wherever. Oh, and thank you for your service."
In some alternative universe I suppose it makes perfect sense that the majority party of a Congress with an approval rating of 13% gets rewarded with more seats.
That's where we are now.
In a democracy you get the kind of government you deserve.
And therefore it logically follows that a nation of imbeciles deserves to be governed by imbeciles.
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