1) Apply excessive amount of cologne and gobble a handful of tic-tacs.
2) Lock the doors.
3) Check your hair.
4) Show her your wallet.
5) Force her into a corner.
6) Get geopolitical. You know, Russian hands and Roman fingers. Amirite?
7) Show her your wallet again.
8) Check your hair.
9) Unlock the doors.
10) Make her leave.
11) Re-apply cologne.
12) Check your hair.
13) Deny everything.
14) Buy something nice for whatever number wife you're on.
15) Repeat as necessary.
Showing posts with label Trump's way with women. Show all posts
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Sunday, October 16, 2016
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