They watch Fox News. If they happen to go out for more ammo, they record Fox news.
They have a Confederate flag.
They think slavery wasn't so bad.
They're sure that all those black people killed by the police either were committing some sort of crime punishable by death or brought it on themselves by being "disrespectful of the police."
They believe everything Sean Hannity/Laura Ingraham/Tucker Carlson/Rush Limbaugh/Lou Dobbs tells them.
They think CoVid 19 is a "liberal hoax".
They're convinced that there is a pedophile ring run by the Democrats and based in the basement of a pizzeria. (Let that one sink in for awhile. Oh, by the way, the pizzeria has no basement.)
They insist that, right or wrong, George Will is an intellectual.
They proudly wear a red hat that reads Make America Great Again.
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Tuesday, July 7, 2020
Thursday, June 11, 2020
Thank God For Our Hillbillies
Think how advanced we'd be as a people, as a nation, if we hadn't had our hillbillies digging in their heels, and slowing us down every step of the way.
We'd have universal health care, a guaranteed living wage, rational gun control, justice for all-- regardless of skin color, a burgeoning green economy, and equal opportunity for all of our citizens.
But we can't, because our millions of hillbillies want it to be 1856...forever.
And when I say hillbillies, I don't just mean people with a handful of teeth, living in a shack, married to a cousin and eyeing their daughters, somewhere in the Ozarks or the Appalachians.
No, I have it on very good authority that there are hillbillies throughout this great land of ours. In our Congress, in very expensive condos in NYC, in well guarded mansions in Silicon Valley, in state houses and judges' chambers across the land, hell, even in the White House!
We'd have universal health care, a guaranteed living wage, rational gun control, justice for all-- regardless of skin color, a burgeoning green economy, and equal opportunity for all of our citizens.
But we can't, because our millions of hillbillies want it to be 1856...forever.
And when I say hillbillies, I don't just mean people with a handful of teeth, living in a shack, married to a cousin and eyeing their daughters, somewhere in the Ozarks or the Appalachians.
No, I have it on very good authority that there are hillbillies throughout this great land of ours. In our Congress, in very expensive condos in NYC, in well guarded mansions in Silicon Valley, in state houses and judges' chambers across the land, hell, even in the White House!
Tuesday, February 18, 2020
And Now, A Few Words About Evil...
There is a misconception about evil.
Some people believe that there is a Devil, who causes us to do bad things. "The Devil made me do it", in the immortal words of Flip Wilson.
And some people believe in vampires, and goblins, and zombies, too. Oh, and let's not forget whatever malevolent supernatural forces that Stephen King can dream up.
But the truth is that evil comes directly from men.
(And a few women as well)
Though evil comes in all colors, for our intents and purposes, we will focus on the evil that white men do--since white men are the primary force in the United States.
And, Jesus, there's just so much to choose from!
Men in nice suits, carrying expensive brief cases, working diligently to move the nation's wealth ever upward into the already bursting pockets of the .1%
Or men in pickup trucks with Confederate flags pasted all over them.
And clean cut boys with rosy cheeks and dead eyes, carrying swastika flags, marching and screaming their way through an otherwise pleasant evening.
Right now, we have an extremely evil man in the White House. The kind of fellow who would gladly sell his soul to the highest bidder--if only he had a soul.
So, lacking a soul, he instead sells his country--my country--your country--to whomever offers the most.
He surrounds himself with evil. In fact, evil is drawn to him, like hungry flies to a huge pile of shit. The Barrs, Stones, Limbaughs, Hannitys, Flynns, Cohens, Millers, McConnells, and Grahams of the world recognize a kindred spirit.
And, knowing his place in the true order of things, he bows down to even greater evil whenever he encounters it. "Yes Vladimir. Whatever you say, Vladimir."
Thankfully, he's essentially a fucking incompetent, imbecilic, morbidly obese, grifter.
If he were evil and smart, imagine the damage he could do...
But, because he's a buffoon, there might still be time to save the Republic.
No God. No Devil. No Heaven. No Hell. Just us.
Some people believe that there is a Devil, who causes us to do bad things. "The Devil made me do it", in the immortal words of Flip Wilson.
And some people believe in vampires, and goblins, and zombies, too. Oh, and let's not forget whatever malevolent supernatural forces that Stephen King can dream up.
But the truth is that evil comes directly from men.
(And a few women as well)
Though evil comes in all colors, for our intents and purposes, we will focus on the evil that white men do--since white men are the primary force in the United States.
And, Jesus, there's just so much to choose from!
Men in nice suits, carrying expensive brief cases, working diligently to move the nation's wealth ever upward into the already bursting pockets of the .1%
Or men in pickup trucks with Confederate flags pasted all over them.
And clean cut boys with rosy cheeks and dead eyes, carrying swastika flags, marching and screaming their way through an otherwise pleasant evening.
Right now, we have an extremely evil man in the White House. The kind of fellow who would gladly sell his soul to the highest bidder--if only he had a soul.
So, lacking a soul, he instead sells his country--my country--your country--to whomever offers the most.
He surrounds himself with evil. In fact, evil is drawn to him, like hungry flies to a huge pile of shit. The Barrs, Stones, Limbaughs, Hannitys, Flynns, Cohens, Millers, McConnells, and Grahams of the world recognize a kindred spirit.
And, knowing his place in the true order of things, he bows down to even greater evil whenever he encounters it. "Yes Vladimir. Whatever you say, Vladimir."
Thankfully, he's essentially a fucking incompetent, imbecilic, morbidly obese, grifter.
If he were evil and smart, imagine the damage he could do...
But, because he's a buffoon, there might still be time to save the Republic.
No God. No Devil. No Heaven. No Hell. Just us.
Wednesday, October 9, 2019
One Last Gift For His Boss
As Donald J. Trump heads for the exit, quickly one hopes, he gives his Russian master one last gift:
Several hundred thousand dead Kurds.
Add that to the weakening of our alliances with our oldest European allies.
And the chaos he's sewn with NATO.
And the open invitation for even more interference with our elections.
And the weakening of sanctions on Russian oligarchs.
And the undermining of American values by the loving embrace of neo-Nazis and various other hate groups, including white supremacists, and fundamentalist Christians.
Whatever the cost to America's prestige, Donald aims to please his boss, Vladimir.
Because Vladimir helped elect him and Donald is nothing if not grateful...and scared shitless about what Vladimir could do to him if he disappoints.
Several hundred thousand dead Kurds.
Add that to the weakening of our alliances with our oldest European allies.
And the chaos he's sewn with NATO.
And the open invitation for even more interference with our elections.
And the weakening of sanctions on Russian oligarchs.
And the undermining of American values by the loving embrace of neo-Nazis and various other hate groups, including white supremacists, and fundamentalist Christians.
Whatever the cost to America's prestige, Donald aims to please his boss, Vladimir.
Because Vladimir helped elect him and Donald is nothing if not grateful...and scared shitless about what Vladimir could do to him if he disappoints.
Thursday, July 11, 2019
The Important Thing Is That The Market Is Up!
There are children in cages, drinking water from toilets--but the market is up!
The President is a traitorous imbecile--but the market is up!
Our election was hacked, our infrastructure is old and decrepit, the rich keep getting tax breaks that they do not need, white supremacists wander the halls of the White House, cops keep shooting people of color on an almost daily basis, Mitch McConnell is a cancer on democracy--but the market is up!
Things can and will fall apart.
But the important thing is that the market is up!
You probably don't own any stock, or, if you do own stock, not very much of it...most of us don't. Sure, pension funds are heavily invested in the market, but who do you know with a pension these days? And, if you do have a pension, there's a very good chance that either A) it's underfunded to the point of insolvency; or B) somewhere a Republican is plotting to take it away from you.
But, whether or not you own any stock, the important thing is that the market is up!
The President is a traitorous imbecile--but the market is up!
Our election was hacked, our infrastructure is old and decrepit, the rich keep getting tax breaks that they do not need, white supremacists wander the halls of the White House, cops keep shooting people of color on an almost daily basis, Mitch McConnell is a cancer on democracy--but the market is up!
Things can and will fall apart.
But the important thing is that the market is up!
You probably don't own any stock, or, if you do own stock, not very much of it...most of us don't. Sure, pension funds are heavily invested in the market, but who do you know with a pension these days? And, if you do have a pension, there's a very good chance that either A) it's underfunded to the point of insolvency; or B) somewhere a Republican is plotting to take it away from you.
But, whether or not you own any stock, the important thing is that the market is up!
Monday, March 25, 2019
See, It Really Isn't That Hard
So there's a mass shooting in New Zealand. Naturally, it was carried out by an angry, scared, Islamophobic white male, with a nod and a wink to our own little Tinpot in Chief.
(Gee, the world does get more and more like the good old U.S. every day, don't it?)
And less than a week later, New Zealand bans assault rifles.
Don't those silly Kiwis know that the proper response to a mass shooting is earnest, heartfelt "thoughts and prayers" followed by complete inaction?
Well, not complete inaction. The maggots on Fox News will rant about a possible infringement on our God given Second Amendment rights to any and all handheld weapons. The MAGAts will put on their little red hats, get out their own sacred, beloved hardware and parade around looking all menacing, and pretending to be really, really tough. The cretins on twitter will argue about what is and isn't an automatic weapon. And the Republicans in Congress, the courts, and elsewhere will ignore the wishes of the majority of Americans for some kind of sane gun control.
That's the kind of action we like.
Apparently, that's the only kind of action we are capable of at this point.
What a pathetic country we've become.
(Gee, the world does get more and more like the good old U.S. every day, don't it?)
And less than a week later, New Zealand bans assault rifles.
Don't those silly Kiwis know that the proper response to a mass shooting is earnest, heartfelt "thoughts and prayers" followed by complete inaction?
Well, not complete inaction. The maggots on Fox News will rant about a possible infringement on our God given Second Amendment rights to any and all handheld weapons. The MAGAts will put on their little red hats, get out their own sacred, beloved hardware and parade around looking all menacing, and pretending to be really, really tough. The cretins on twitter will argue about what is and isn't an automatic weapon. And the Republicans in Congress, the courts, and elsewhere will ignore the wishes of the majority of Americans for some kind of sane gun control.
That's the kind of action we like.
Apparently, that's the only kind of action we are capable of at this point.
What a pathetic country we've become.
Thursday, December 13, 2018
Arizonan Of The Year
And here I thought Texas's Louie Gohmert was hands down the biggest ass hat, ignorant, peckerwood, dipshit, ever elected anywhere.
Au contraire.
As reported in the Phoenix New Times, Arizona Republican State House Rep. David Stringer was recently captured on audio calling non-native English speaking students a “burden,” saying black people “don’t blend in” and lamenting a supposed “white flight” in more diverse areas of the country.
Au contraire.
As reported in the Phoenix New Times, Arizona Republican State House Rep. David Stringer was recently captured on audio calling non-native English speaking students a “burden,” saying black people “don’t blend in” and lamenting a supposed “white flight” in more diverse areas of the country.
After a lecture (!?!) at Arizona State University, Stringer told a student that “diversity in our country is relatively new." When challenged on this by the student, who mentioned the Italians and Irish, Stringer replied “They were all European...So after their second or third generation, everybody looks the same. Everybody talks the same. That’s not the case with African-Americans and other racial groups because they don’t melt in. They don’t blend in. They always look different.”
When asked whether that should matter, Stringer hemmed and hawed, saying “maybe it doesn’t” but that “it seems to matter to a lot of people.”Uh huh. It matters to a lot of bigoted, ass hat, peckerwood, dipshits.
You know, like David Stringer and the people who support him.
Your move, Gohmert. Your title is being challenged. Time to step up the stupid.
Friday, October 26, 2018
Donald J. Trump Is Most Definitely A Nationalist
However, the nation in question is not this one.
Probably Russia.
A lot of people are saying Saudi Arabia.
Could be China, too.
Or South Africa in the 1950's.
Hey, what about Germany in the 1930's?
But it's definitely not the United States of America.
Let's call it Trumpistan. A place where the dollar is king. No, scratch that. The dollar is God. Everything has a price tag. Duty. Honor. Integrity. Patriotism. Everything. All for sale to the highest bidder. And you can lie and cheat and steal to your heart's content.
Probably Russia.
A lot of people are saying Saudi Arabia.
Could be China, too.
Or South Africa in the 1950's.
Hey, what about Germany in the 1930's?
But it's definitely not the United States of America.
Let's call it Trumpistan. A place where the dollar is king. No, scratch that. The dollar is God. Everything has a price tag. Duty. Honor. Integrity. Patriotism. Everything. All for sale to the highest bidder. And you can lie and cheat and steal to your heart's content.
Saturday, September 1, 2018
Today's Post Is Brought To You By The Letter "R"
R is for RATS
R is for RUSSIA
R is for ROTTEN
R is for RACISTS
R is for REPELLENT
R is for REPREHENSIBLE
R is for REPUBLICAN
Have a nice Labor Day weekend!
R is for RUSSIA
R is for ROTTEN
R is for RACISTS
R is for REPELLENT
R is for REPREHENSIBLE
R is for REPUBLICAN
Have a nice Labor Day weekend!
Tuesday, August 14, 2018
How The Hell Did Omarosa Get Into The White House In The First Place?
Oh, that's right! Dipshit asked her in.
Just like he asked the white supremacists and the Nazis and the crooks and the incompetents and the morons and the plain, garden variety liars. Welcoming them all with open arms.
One big, happy, family.
When you're a complete asshole, you like to surround yourself with your kind.
It's comforting...
"Only the best people." Remember?
And of course he uses the "n" word. Is there any doubt?
Tired of winning yet?
Just like he asked the white supremacists and the Nazis and the crooks and the incompetents and the morons and the plain, garden variety liars. Welcoming them all with open arms.
One big, happy, family.
When you're a complete asshole, you like to surround yourself with your kind.
It's comforting...
"Only the best people." Remember?
And of course he uses the "n" word. Is there any doubt?
Tired of winning yet?
Sunday, June 17, 2018
Are All Republicans Traitors?
Or just most?
Are they all racists?
Or just most?
Here's the deal, and it's not that complicated: If you support a racist--You are a racist. And there is really no need to argue about it.
Oh, you can pretend that you aren't. Maybe even convince yourself and your like minded friends.
Doesn't change what you are.
If you support a traitor--You are a traitor, too.
So, forget all of that blah blah blah nonsense about "populism" and "white working class angst" and Making America Great Again.
Pure camouflage. Pure horse shit.
People that still support Donald J. Trump are racist traitors.
Now, maybe not all Republicans are racist traitors.
But the ones who aren't better find a spine and a little bit of moral courage and start speaking the fuck up.
Or they might as well be.
Are they all racists?
Or just most?
Here's the deal, and it's not that complicated: If you support a racist--You are a racist. And there is really no need to argue about it.
Oh, you can pretend that you aren't. Maybe even convince yourself and your like minded friends.
Doesn't change what you are.
If you support a traitor--You are a traitor, too.
So, forget all of that blah blah blah nonsense about "populism" and "white working class angst" and Making America Great Again.
Pure camouflage. Pure horse shit.
People that still support Donald J. Trump are racist traitors.
Now, maybe not all Republicans are racist traitors.
But the ones who aren't better find a spine and a little bit of moral courage and start speaking the fuck up.
Or they might as well be.
Saturday, February 17, 2018
Mass Murder Is As American As Apple Pie
Not much to add to the title.
17 dead? Ho hum.
Most of them children? Ho hum.
This is how we live now.
The NRA has the Republican party (and a handful of useful idiots from the Democrats, too) in their pockets.
And the NRA exists primarily to sell guns.
Forget that bullshit about safety and training and hunting and Constitutional rights and all the other bullshit that that PIG Wayne LaPierre spews.
The NRA exists to scare people into buying as many guns as they can.
So no, this isn't primarily a "mental health" issue.*
This is a $$$$$ issue. The NRA pays $$$$$ to their bought and sold Congressmen/women to keep the vast majority of Americans unsafe.
Ho hum. 17 dead? Price of freedom, my friend. Price of freedom. Just another day in our "Armed Madhouse."
*If we can get believing in white supremacy, racism, and fervid gun worship officially declared mental illnesses, then and only then, can we call this a mental health issue.
17 dead? Ho hum.
Most of them children? Ho hum.
This is how we live now.
The NRA has the Republican party (and a handful of useful idiots from the Democrats, too) in their pockets.
And the NRA exists primarily to sell guns.
Forget that bullshit about safety and training and hunting and Constitutional rights and all the other bullshit that that PIG Wayne LaPierre spews.
The NRA exists to scare people into buying as many guns as they can.
So no, this isn't primarily a "mental health" issue.*
This is a $$$$$ issue. The NRA pays $$$$$ to their bought and sold Congressmen/women to keep the vast majority of Americans unsafe.
Ho hum. 17 dead? Price of freedom, my friend. Price of freedom. Just another day in our "Armed Madhouse."
*If we can get believing in white supremacy, racism, and fervid gun worship officially declared mental illnesses, then and only then, can we call this a mental health issue.
Saturday, October 28, 2017
Some Questions For The Next Trump News Conference
What's the deal with you and the Nazi salute? Did you just fall into it naturally, or did you learn it from your daddy?
Is there anything you won't lie about?
Have you ever heard the phrase "infantile tantrum"?
Do you understand the definition of treason?
If you're not a racist, why do you do so many racist things? And why have you surrounded yourself with racists?
As a follow-up, if you're not stupid, why do you do so many stupid things?
Now that the world has had a good, close, look at your children, do you still believe you have superior genes?
Do they have Presidential suites at Federal prisons?
And finally, a classic one, first asked by Stephen Colbert: What does Putin's cock taste like?
Is there anything you won't lie about?
Have you ever heard the phrase "infantile tantrum"?
Do you understand the definition of treason?
If you're not a racist, why do you do so many racist things? And why have you surrounded yourself with racists?
As a follow-up, if you're not stupid, why do you do so many stupid things?
Now that the world has had a good, close, look at your children, do you still believe you have superior genes?
Do they have Presidential suites at Federal prisons?
And finally, a classic one, first asked by Stephen Colbert: What does Putin's cock taste like?
Tuesday, September 12, 2017
Possible 2020 Trump Campaign Slogans
I'm sure that there are some cynics among you who are certain that all the fundraising that Der Trump is doing, including his recent brownshirt rally in dear old Phoenix, is just designed to grift enough money from his base o' halfwits to pay for his family's ever growing legal fees...
Oh, ye of little faith!
I prefer to look ahead with the optimism born from my strong belief that things can always get worse.
And so, dear reader, I proudly offer up some potential Trump 2020 campaign slogans:
Trump 2020: Together we can ruin a nation!
Trump 2020: The joke's on you!
Trump 2020: Let's see how bad things can get!
Trump 2020: You knew I was crazy when you fell for me!
Trump 2020: Nothing is my fault. Nothing!
Trump 2020: I told you you'd get tired of "winning"!
Trump 2020: Just how stupid do I think you are? Ha!
Trump 2020: A Moron Among Morons!
Trump 2020: Kleptocracy anyone?
Trump 2020: Let's see just how much more I can fuck things up!
Trump 2020: Wall? What wall?
Trump 2020: Ich bin ein AmeriKKKan!
Trump 2020: Things can always get worse!
Trump 2020: Pardon Me!
Oh, ye of little faith!
I prefer to look ahead with the optimism born from my strong belief that things can always get worse.
And so, dear reader, I proudly offer up some potential Trump 2020 campaign slogans:
Trump 2020: Together we can ruin a nation!
Trump 2020: The joke's on you!
Trump 2020: Let's see how bad things can get!
Trump 2020: You knew I was crazy when you fell for me!
Trump 2020: Nothing is my fault. Nothing!
Trump 2020: I told you you'd get tired of "winning"!
Trump 2020: Just how stupid do I think you are? Ha!
Trump 2020: A Moron Among Morons!
Trump 2020: Kleptocracy anyone?
Trump 2020: Let's see just how much more I can fuck things up!
Trump 2020: Wall? What wall?
Trump 2020: Ich bin ein AmeriKKKan!
Trump 2020: Things can always get worse!
Trump 2020: Pardon Me!
Monday, August 21, 2017
Stupid White Men Will Be The Death Of Us
I know that it is currently fashionable in some parts of this great land o' ours (including the White House) to blame everything on "them".
And, of course, by "them" I mean black and brown people.
They're taking away "our" jobs and gaming the system and ruining things for "real" Americans.
And, of course, by "real" I mean white Americans.
I don't expect the people who believe this racist bullshit to ever change their minds. Hell, many of them are still fighting the Civil War.
So they wave their Confederate traitor's flags, scream their foolish heads off, and attempt to intimidate those of us who see them for what they really are.
They are enabled by one of our two major political parties. Guess which one.
Naturally, the truth is something very different.
See, black and brown people (and women of all ethnicities) have so little real power in this great land o' ours that they can't be blamed for anything.
You lost your job? Chances are it was a white man who fired you.
Entire industries moved overseas? All of those Fortune 500 companies aren't run by people of color.
Health insurance and prescriptions costs too much? Congress is 90% white males. Blame them.
No social safety net? Like I said, Congress is 90% white males. You voted for them. Shut up.
Poisoned air and water? The people who pay Congress to undo regulations are not black and brown.
Moron in the White House, rattling his flaccid saber and nodding and winking at neo-Nazis, white supremacists and the KKK?
Repeat after me,
Stupid white men will be the death of us--if we let them.
PS next time you are unfortunate enough to encounter one of these verminous creatures, ask them this: since they believe that black and brown people have all the advantages in our society, if they could, would they like to be black or brown? That should shut them up.
And, of course, by "them" I mean black and brown people.
They're taking away "our" jobs and gaming the system and ruining things for "real" Americans.
And, of course, by "real" I mean white Americans.
I don't expect the people who believe this racist bullshit to ever change their minds. Hell, many of them are still fighting the Civil War.
So they wave their Confederate traitor's flags, scream their foolish heads off, and attempt to intimidate those of us who see them for what they really are.
They are enabled by one of our two major political parties. Guess which one.
Naturally, the truth is something very different.
See, black and brown people (and women of all ethnicities) have so little real power in this great land o' ours that they can't be blamed for anything.
You lost your job? Chances are it was a white man who fired you.
Entire industries moved overseas? All of those Fortune 500 companies aren't run by people of color.
Health insurance and prescriptions costs too much? Congress is 90% white males. Blame them.
No social safety net? Like I said, Congress is 90% white males. You voted for them. Shut up.
Poisoned air and water? The people who pay Congress to undo regulations are not black and brown.
Moron in the White House, rattling his flaccid saber and nodding and winking at neo-Nazis, white supremacists and the KKK?
Repeat after me,
Stupid white men will be the death of us--if we let them.
PS next time you are unfortunate enough to encounter one of these verminous creatures, ask them this: since they believe that black and brown people have all the advantages in our society, if they could, would they like to be black or brown? That should shut them up.
Wednesday, August 16, 2017
The Fourth Reich, or: Heil Trump!
And here I thought we were done with Nazis in everything but Indiana Jones' movies.
Turns out some of them are scuttling around the White House.
It's true, you know. Elections do have consequences.
And one of the consequences of the last election is that we have a bigly pile of racist subhuman scum masquerading as President of the United States.
And look, he brought his family of criminal half wits with him!
Let's not forget the various pieces of shit he's placed in important positions:
Steve "Pack of Lies" Bannon. Jefferson Beauregard "If'n It's A Race War You Want, I'm Your Peckerwood" Sessions III. The Hungarian Nazi, Sebastian Gorka. And last, and definitely least, that pustule Steven Miller.
Fuck them all.
I don't expect people to always agree on the economy, or taxes, or health care, or foreign policy.
But if you can't agree that neo-Nazi's, white supremacists, the KKK, and the alt-right in general is a collection of feeble minded, anti-American, anti-Semitic, racist, assholes, then...you're probably one of them.
Turns out some of them are scuttling around the White House.
It's true, you know. Elections do have consequences.
And one of the consequences of the last election is that we have a bigly pile of racist subhuman scum masquerading as President of the United States.
And look, he brought his family of criminal half wits with him!
Let's not forget the various pieces of shit he's placed in important positions:
Steve "Pack of Lies" Bannon. Jefferson Beauregard "If'n It's A Race War You Want, I'm Your Peckerwood" Sessions III. The Hungarian Nazi, Sebastian Gorka. And last, and definitely least, that pustule Steven Miller.
Fuck them all.
I don't expect people to always agree on the economy, or taxes, or health care, or foreign policy.
But if you can't agree that neo-Nazi's, white supremacists, the KKK, and the alt-right in general is a collection of feeble minded, anti-American, anti-Semitic, racist, assholes, then...you're probably one of them.
Saturday, May 20, 2017
Today's Post Is Brought To You By The Letter "T"
T is for Taken
T is for Tension
T is for Tawdry
T is for Turmoil
T is for Terrible
T is for Treachery
T is for Tool
T is for Tragedy
T is for Terror
T is for Treason
T is for Traitor
T is for Turd
T is for Trump
T is for Tension
T is for Tawdry
T is for Turmoil
T is for Terrible
T is for Treachery
T is for Tool
T is for Tragedy
T is for Terror
T is for Treason
T is for Traitor
T is for Turd
T is for Trump
Friday, February 10, 2017
Why Does Steve Bannon Look Like He Has End-Stage Syphilis?
Now, I'm not saying that he does have end-stage syphilis. That would be wrong of me.
But some people are asking why does he look like he has it, if he doesn't?
And if he does have it, where did he contract it?
In what bus station men's room?
Did he get it from that Greek Breitbart kid, Myanus Stuffaloopulus, or whatever his name is? My God, is it an epidemic?!
These are questions that need answers. Indeed, an anxious public demands answers.
Personally, I'd say Bannon looks more like a drop down drunk, but I can understand why people would go with end-stage syphilis.
Of course, it could be both.
By the way, some other people are saying there's a smell of sulfur every time Bannon opens his mouth. Is that true? Does it have anything to do with a pact with the Devil?
But some people are asking why does he look like he has it, if he doesn't?
And if he does have it, where did he contract it?
In what bus station men's room?
Did he get it from that Greek Breitbart kid, Myanus Stuffaloopulus, or whatever his name is? My God, is it an epidemic?!
These are questions that need answers. Indeed, an anxious public demands answers.
Personally, I'd say Bannon looks more like a drop down drunk, but I can understand why people would go with end-stage syphilis.
Of course, it could be both.
By the way, some other people are saying there's a smell of sulfur every time Bannon opens his mouth. Is that true? Does it have anything to do with a pact with the Devil?
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Some Thoughts On The Trump Inauguration
Seems like it's been hard to get any entertainers to perform for Der Trump, all the little Trumplings, and various invited Swamp Creatures, huh?
SS Marching Band already booked elsewhere?
Too bad.
And Putin's no help at all. To be fair, he probably feels like he's done enough for DonDon already.
Got that one little girl with the nice voice. Jackie something
Kinda young.
But DonDon likes 'em young. Remember how he started slobbering all over Ivanka when she was a mere strappling?
Anyway, nobody else seems too anxious for the gig, and we're running out of time.
So the kid will sing, and uh, well, maybe we can get a few MiGs to fly over...
One thing:
#dontgrabjackiespussy.
OK, DonDon?
#dontgrabjackiespussy.
Wouldn't want the Reign of the Orange Blight to get off on the wrong foot.
SS Marching Band already booked elsewhere?
Too bad.
And Putin's no help at all. To be fair, he probably feels like he's done enough for DonDon already.
Got that one little girl with the nice voice. Jackie something
Kinda young.
But DonDon likes 'em young. Remember how he started slobbering all over Ivanka when she was a mere strappling?
Anyway, nobody else seems too anxious for the gig, and we're running out of time.
So the kid will sing, and uh, well, maybe we can get a few MiGs to fly over...
One thing:
#dontgrabjackiespussy.
OK, DonDon?
#dontgrabjackiespussy.
Wouldn't want the Reign of the Orange Blight to get off on the wrong foot.
Sunday, December 18, 2016
Heil To The Tweeter In Chief
So, we're going from a cool, collected, intelligent, learned man to a 70 year old spoiled brat with the impulse control of a peeved teenage drama queen.
Anybody see any potential problems with that?
It's comforting to know that when that infamous 3:00 a.m. phone call finally comes in, Fearless Leader will be too busy tweeting to answer it, his tiny little fingers pecking away, oblivious to everything except satisfying his boundless ego.
Man, we are truly fucked.
Anybody see any potential problems with that?
It's comforting to know that when that infamous 3:00 a.m. phone call finally comes in, Fearless Leader will be too busy tweeting to answer it, his tiny little fingers pecking away, oblivious to everything except satisfying his boundless ego.
Man, we are truly fucked.
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