The Trump Doctrine Redux

Anything shiny, anything of value, is MINE. You will give it to me willingly, or I will take it by force.

Gold is very beautiful. I like Gold. By the time I'm done the White House and my beautiful Trump Ballroom will sparkle with Gold. Nothing but Gold. I like Gold.

I can kill anybody I want.  

Anything I do is, by definition, legal. Just ask my Supreme Court.

The only foreign countries to be trusted are the countries run by my friends: Russia, Israel, China,  Saudi Arabia, Hungary, and maybe, depending on my mood, North Korea. All other countries are suspect--especially the so-called liberal democracies.

If I say someone is a socialist communist, then by God they are a socialist communist. I do not need to know what those words mean to use them. I am a stable genius. I have passed many cognitive tests. 

No one is worthy to question me. I am a stable genius. I have passed many cognitive tests. 

I know more about everything than anyone else on earth. 

I don't know anything about Jeffrey Epstein. Except this whole thing is a Democrat Hoax.

I am not a pedophile. You are a pedophile. Probably.

Venezuela has our oil. It is ours. How it got under their land is a question for geologists. I am not a geologist. Though I know more about this than any geologist.

Canada should be part of the US. Just look at a goddamn map. It is obvious.

Greenland should be part of the US. It is obvious. 

People with darker skin are not to be trusted. They are hiding something. This is obvious.

I am a great golfer, who has won many Trump Golf Club championships.  

Most of what is wrong in this country, and in the world, is Sleepy Joe Biden's fault. 

No. ALL of what is wrong is Sleepy Joe Biden's fault. 

He let 25, 35, 45, 100 million drug dealing rapist murderers into our country. Why? You'd have to ask him. 

I am in much better shape than Barack Obama. How many Trump Golf Club championships has he won, huh? ZERO, that's how many.

If I say something is a HOAX, then it is a HOAX. Russia, Covid, Epstein, Global Warming, January 6th, 2021--Hoax's every one.

I am the best President ever. Everyone loves me. 

I am a stable genius. I have passed many cognitive tests. 

He Is The Real Hoax

One of the definitions of the word hoax is "a fraud".

You know, like a businessman who brags about his acumen, but in reality is a multiple bankrupt, who cheats his sub contractors at every turn, who has blown through the many hundreds of millions that he inherited, and has only survived by laundering money for Russian crooks.

A guy who brags about his "genius", but is obviously a halfwit. And that's probably being insulting to all the other halfwits.

The same guy claims to be an expert in many fields, including diplomacy, warfare, health care, weather, and finance, but when push comes to shove, he really doesn't know much about anything besides self-aggrandizement. That he's an expert in.

This extremely "manly" man buddies up to any dictator he encounters, fawning like a debutante on her first date, and then folds at the first sign of trouble.

In addition, he's the phoniest of "Christians", a racist, sexist, xenophobic twat, who spends his days lying about everything under the sun, and blaming others for his never ending list of failures.

The idea that this person is equipped to lead us through the rough times ahead is laughable. Tragic, but laughable.

That's the real hoax. A walking, talking, snake oil salesman masquerading as a President.