Sunday, November 8, 2015

How Sweet To Be An Idiot, or: Ben Carson For President

What to make of this guy?

And please don't tell me about the conjoined twins.

That was a feat of superior hand to eye coordination, and nerve, and it should be applauded.

Just like you would applaud a great pianist, guitarist, or that guy who juggles chainsaws.

Or a pick pocket, come to think about it.

But set aside his admitted accomplishments as a surgeon, and what else is there?

A series of idiotic statements, fabrications, and outright lies.

Seriously, the man says a lot of stupid things. Stupid things that he believes to be true to the very core of his being.

Irrespective of all those silly "facts" that we dangerous secular humanists insist on bringing up.

Dr. Ben Carson knows the truth! Facts be damned!

And that's what makes him an idiot.

Just like the people who think he's qualified to be President of the United States.

You know, looking back on his surgical achievements, the really remarkable thing is that he apparently did them with half a brain.

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