Cool!
We get to watch the "President" of the United States go nuts in real time!
That hasn't happened before.
Sure Nixon went off the deep end--but we only learned about that years later.
And Saint Reagan was probably well on his way to dementia early in his second term. But again, we didn't find out until he was safely ensconced in whatever nice place his defense contractor buddies bought for him. And besides, dementia is a different kettle of fish.
No, President Donald J. Queeg will be a first for our great nation.
He will bunch up his tiny fingers into tiny fists and stamp his wittle feets.
He will spew forth from his limited vocabulary with his simpleton's syntax.
Spittle will fly!
And the tweets! Oh my God, the tweets that will come!
It will really be very entertaining...
PS Now we learn that Little DonDon insists on riding in the Queen's "Cinderella" coach when he's in England. INSISTS! Seriously, how precious is that?
Deep down he's exactly like a little princess.
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Sunday, February 19, 2017
Tips For Foreign Leaders Meeting Trump For The First Time
1. Try not to laugh.
2. Don't expect to understand what he's saying. No one does.
3. Don't panic. That's the way he shakes hands with everyone.
4. Try not to laugh.
5. Just when you think he's done talking, he will start up again on a completely unrelated topic. So don't interrupt.
6. It will seem like time has stopped and you are trapped in some sort of Bizarro Hell. Take a deep breath. Exhale. Repeat.
7. Try not to laugh.
8. Even when he says something that sounds hilarious to you, always remember that he has no sense of humor, and these are not attempts at humor. He is being, in his mind, "Presidential".
9. Please don't stare at his tiny, childlike hands. He's very sensitive about them.
10. Focus on something pleasant. Puppies. Kittens. Ice cream. Puppies and kittens eating ice cream. That sort of thing.
11. Feel free to let your mind wander. His certainly does. Like the song says, "turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream."
12. Try not to laugh.
2. Don't expect to understand what he's saying. No one does.
3. Don't panic. That's the way he shakes hands with everyone.
4. Try not to laugh.
5. Just when you think he's done talking, he will start up again on a completely unrelated topic. So don't interrupt.
6. It will seem like time has stopped and you are trapped in some sort of Bizarro Hell. Take a deep breath. Exhale. Repeat.
7. Try not to laugh.
8. Even when he says something that sounds hilarious to you, always remember that he has no sense of humor, and these are not attempts at humor. He is being, in his mind, "Presidential".
9. Please don't stare at his tiny, childlike hands. He's very sensitive about them.
10. Focus on something pleasant. Puppies. Kittens. Ice cream. Puppies and kittens eating ice cream. That sort of thing.
11. Feel free to let your mind wander. His certainly does. Like the song says, "turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream."
12. Try not to laugh.
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