Pot Meets Kettle

OK, so Michele Bachmann has a really swishy husband. Really swishy. In fact, Marcus Bachmann makes Richard Simmons look dead butch. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more. But so what? I mean, it's not like the Bachmann's are promoting an anti-gay agenda. That would be hypocritical. Just like it would be wrong to endorse the abolition of the EPA without mentioning that you're in bed with the Koch brothers and all of their polluting, death dealing companies. True patriots don't behave in that duplicitous manner.

And Michele Bachmann is nothing, if not a patriot.