So, pretending that something isn't happening doesn't make it stop happening?
Shocked! Shocked to find this out!
Imagine the medical possibilities if only it were true! An entire new field of, well, let's call them "alternative" treatments.
Your doctor says you have cancer, but you tell him you don't. And just like that, you don't have cancer! Same for diabetes, heart disease, STD's, indeed everything!
Unfortunately, that doesn't work. Damn shame, too.
I know! We stop counting the number of people who contract the disease.
Sure, the bodies will continue to pile up, but that's a small price to pay for peace of mind.
How about touting a "cure" that doesn't work and may actually kill people?
Tried it already. Anybody else?
We'll pretend that it's over!
And?
Tell everybody to just go back to work, or school, or church, or wherever they want.
With masks?
No. Masks are optional.
Why?
Because...uh...FREEDOM!
I like it!
Shouldn't we listen to the experts? I mean, like that Fauci guy?
Fuck him. Goddamn busybody.
Remember, in this case, we're the experts.
Oh, right.
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Friday, July 31, 2020
Wednesday, April 15, 2020
Jaws 2020
Time for a Jaws' reboot!
Of course, we'll have to change a few things to appeal to today's audience.
So, instead of a killer shark, we'll have a killer virus.
And instead of a small resort community, Amity, we'll use the entire USA.
Finally, we have to replace the idiotic mayor, who put money ahead of the safety of his citizens.
I'm thinking an idiotic, egocentric President, who (spoiler alert) also puts money before the safety of his citizens and who finally responds to the crisis by spending his time bragging about his TV ratings while people are dying.
For comic relief, he surrounds himself with a couple of token smart people whom he completely ignores (hahaha) and a whole bunch of dumb people, including his daughter and bumbling son-in-law, who worship him. Dumb people who think they're smart are always funny!
The heroes will be those brave people who find themselves fighting both the virus and the idiots--sometimes without the aid of the proper equipment.
Don't know how it ends, but I smell a hit!
Of course, we'll have to change a few things to appeal to today's audience.
So, instead of a killer shark, we'll have a killer virus.
And instead of a small resort community, Amity, we'll use the entire USA.
Finally, we have to replace the idiotic mayor, who put money ahead of the safety of his citizens.
I'm thinking an idiotic, egocentric President, who (spoiler alert) also puts money before the safety of his citizens and who finally responds to the crisis by spending his time bragging about his TV ratings while people are dying.
For comic relief, he surrounds himself with a couple of token smart people whom he completely ignores (hahaha) and a whole bunch of dumb people, including his daughter and bumbling son-in-law, who worship him. Dumb people who think they're smart are always funny!
The heroes will be those brave people who find themselves fighting both the virus and the idiots--sometimes without the aid of the proper equipment.
Don't know how it ends, but I smell a hit!
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