The Trump Doctrine Redux

Anything shiny, anything of value, is MINE. You will give it to me willingly, or I will take it by force.

Gold is very beautiful. I like Gold. By the time I'm done the White House and my beautiful Trump Ballroom will sparkle with Gold. Nothing but Gold. I like Gold.

I can kill anybody I want.  

Anything I do is, by definition, legal. Just ask my Supreme Court.

The only foreign countries to be trusted are the countries run by my friends: Russia, Israel, China,  Saudi Arabia, Hungary, and maybe, depending on my mood, North Korea. All other countries are suspect--especially the so-called liberal democracies.

If I say someone is a socialist communist, then by God they are a socialist communist. I do not need to know what those words mean to use them. I am a stable genius. I have passed many cognitive tests. 

No one is worthy to question me. I am a stable genius. I have passed many cognitive tests. 

I know more about everything than anyone else on earth. 

I don't know anything about Jeffrey Epstein. Except this whole thing is a Democrat Hoax.

I am not a pedophile. You are a pedophile. Probably.

Venezuela has our oil. It is ours. How it got under their land is a question for geologists. I am not a geologist. Though I know more about this than any geologist.

Canada should be part of the US. Just look at a goddamn map. It is obvious.

Greenland should be part of the US. It is obvious. 

People with darker skin are not to be trusted. They are hiding something. This is obvious.

I am a great golfer, who has won many Trump Golf Club championships.  

Most of what is wrong in this country, and in the world, is Sleepy Joe Biden's fault. 

No. ALL of what is wrong is Sleepy Joe Biden's fault. 

He let 25, 35, 45, 100 million drug dealing rapist murderers into our country. Why? You'd have to ask him. 

I am in much better shape than Barack Obama. How many Trump Golf Club championships has he won, huh? ZERO, that's how many.

If I say something is a HOAX, then it is a HOAX. Russia, Covid, Epstein, Global Warming, January 6th, 2021--Hoax's every one.

I am the best President ever. Everyone loves me. 

I am a stable genius. I have passed many cognitive tests. 

See? You Piss Off The Billionaires And Bad Stuff Happens To You

So...good bye to Joe and hello to Kamala.

The reality of our politics at this particular moment is that MONEY is much more important than mere competence. In fact, money is much more important than ANYTHING.

This probably wasn't what the Founders had in mind, but Citizens United has made it the one constancy in American politics.

You need a lot of dough to run for, well, anything.

And who has a lot of dough? Billionaires have a lot of dough.

Sure, those 5 and 10 dollar donations from "the little people'" are cute. Touching even. But come on!

So the question is "how do you appeal to billionaires?"

Why, you promise them that you'll cut their already relatively insignificant taxes.

It's just that easy! 

On the other hand, if you talk about raising their taxes, if you fund the IRS to look for wealthy tax cheats, if you encourage strong unions, if you hint that maybe the welfare of the rest of our citizens is more important than the welfare of the Forbes 500, then the billionaire class gets a sad. A BIG SAD.

It certainly isn't a coincidence that almost all of our major media corporations are controlled by very wealthy Trump supporters. If that isn't obvious after the constant harping on President Biden's age, and his "disastrous" debate showing, and his various verbal stumbles, coupled with their complete avoidance of Trump's descent into something that looks very much like dementia and a serious discussion of ALL of his crimes, foreign and domestic, then you really should start to pay a little attention as our democracy slowly slips away.

Throw in those Silicon Valley Libertarian Bros and their ridiculous belief that they are all self made men who benefited not at all from any government help, and you have a recipe for the mess we find ourselves in.

Here's the deal: if the billionaires get their wish, which is quite apparently another Trump administration, all the bad that will happen to the rest of us Will Not Affect Them In The Least. They don't need Social Security, they don't need Medicare/Medicaid, their wives, daughters, girlfriends, and mistresses will still have access to abortions and birth control, the water and air they use will still be clean, they secretly (sometimes not so secretly) admire dictators, so they're cool with whatever Putin does, a competent federal government only gets in their way, so the less of that the better, and perhaps most importantly, the supply of cheap, desperate labor will be greatly increased.

In November vote like your life depends on it. Because it may.