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Showing posts with label Barron Trump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barron Trump. Show all posts

Monday, January 6, 2025

Some Simple Truths

To do an authentic "Trump Dance" you must always soil yourself at the end. And then blame an immigrant for the smell.

 

Billionaires do not care about you. They only care about accumulating more and more money and power. And perhaps a few--but not all--of their immediate family.

The idea that they would willingly allow anything to "trickle down" is laughable. But then the entire concept of trickle down has been laughable from the very beginning. One of the only honest things that George H.W. Bush ever did was to call it "voodoo economics". Of course he quickly changed his mind when the prospect of being Reagan's VP was presented to him. That action alone marks him as a perfect Republican: Always ditch the truth when it interferes with your job prospects.


The idea that Barron Trump is some kind of political savant is almost as laughable as the idea that his daddy is a great businessman. Almost.

 

Speaking of that, if I were Canadian, I wouldn't be too concerned about the U.S. gobbling up my country. Based on Trump's past performance as a "great businessman", what is much more likely to happen is that he will bankrupt our country, and Canada will then acquire us, for pennies on the dollar.


Joe Rogan is funnier than Rush Limbaugh in the same way that syphilis is funnier than cancer. It just is.


Trumpie the Clown embracing crypto makes perfect sense. As a life long conman, he recognizes a con better than most people. Certainly much better than his followers do.


The latest thing on X,  seems to be proclaiming that Melania is in fact a Romanoff. Ponder on that one for awhile.


The first Trump administration was bad enough. But the second one will be the most corrupt administration in the history of this country, hands down. The lawlessness will be breathtaking. 

Buckle up everyone.

Monday, June 5, 2017

What Kathy Griffin Should Say:

So I did something that I thought was funny, and it turns out that to many people it wasn't. Welcome to my entire career.

So it offended a lot of you. Oops. That happens in comedy sometimes. Get over it.

To put this all into perspective, Google all the things Donald Trump's asshole buddy (and White House guest) Ted Nugent said about President Obama and Hillary Clinton.

I may be a c-list comedian, struggling to be a mini-Joan Rivers, (who, by the way, said some truly awful things about Michelle Obama), but at least I never committed treason.

And as far as damaging little Barron Trump, wait until he's old enough to realize who his father is, all the awful things his father has said and done, just exactly what family he's a member of, and what the Trump name means to a majority of Americans and people around the world, and then talk to me about "damaging" poor little Barron with a distasteful sight gag.

Saturday, December 24, 2016

A Pimp's Idea Of A Palace

We should all count our blessings that Melanoma and little Dipshit Trump Jr* aren't planning on moving into the White House.

The place has a certain simple elegance. It is the people's house, after all.

And after seeing the family photo album from Trump Tower Palace Versailles West, it's obvious that no one in that family understands simple, or elegant, or classy.

So, by all means please stay in Manhattan (where you are hated, by the way) and continue to purchase all the gold tchotchkes you can find. Tables, chairs, toilets, bidets, toothpicks, penis stretchers--whatever.

*For the record, I am not picking on the poor little troubled child. His Mom says he's just like his Dad. So, I'm not being pejorative. I'm being descriptive. Also, like all Trump children, he's being raised not by his father, but by his mother (and a village of surrogates, I'm guessing). Which means he'll probably grow up to be an undocumented lingerie model.