Saturday, April 23, 2016

He Promises!

If I've correctly decoded the latest campaign memos from Trump Inc, Donald J "promises" that he won't be an asshole--if he's elected.

He will, instead, be Presidential.

As if by magic.

The trouble is, quite simply, that Donald J. Trump has been an asshole his entire life. You can look it up.

And a leopard don't change his spots.

I've been in plays where actors "promised" that they would know their lines by opening night. So there was nothing to worry about.

Oh sure, rehearsals would be a disaster, and all the other actors would be thrown in the process, but come the opening, everything will be great!

Every single time, the director replaced the actor well before opening night.

Because you should never believe an asshole when he says he will change.


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