Once and for all, Donald J. Trump is as healthy as any obese, pasty, intellectually incurious, septuagenarian who eats junk food all day, and whose idea of exercise is to either ride around in a golf cart, or sit on the toilet tweeting, has ever been.
He has excellent cognitive skills, too. (insert laughter here)
And he has "incredible genes".
(Have you ever had your genes examined during your physical? Me neither. In fact, I'm very interested in how that would even be done by an MD.)
The man is a fucking medical wonder, I tells ya!
And he has a doctor's note to prove it.
So that should settle that, huh?
After all, who you gonna believe, his doctor or your lyin' eyes and all the evidence to the contrary?
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