Happily for satirists everywhere, it looks like our asshole in chief will meet with their asshole in chief.
At least for now...
Who knows what tomorrow might bring? Comedy, after all, lurks everywhere, and our Traitor in Chief is nothing if not irrationally mercurial. We are always one demented tweet away from everything falling apart.
All I can say is, if and when they do meet it will be like they're both looking in a mirror.
Shithead y shithead as our Spanish speaking friends might say.
Never forget one thing: North Korea is not, and has never been, an existential threat to the United States.
They are an annoyance.
Sure, they can be a loud annoyance. But only a two bit punk would get all upset about them. And only a two bit punk would be distracted by them.
Unfortunately, we have a two bit punk in the White House.
Real men don't get upset about little boys rattling their tiny sabers.
And if we had a real man in the White House this wouldn't be much of an issue.
Unfortunately, for the time being at least, we have Donald J. Trump--the exact opposite of a real man--in the White House.
Hopefully, the Master Negotiator won't sign over Hawaii to Kim Jong-un in exchange for some magic beans, and a McDonald's franchise in Pyongyang.
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