You have by now, no doubt, skipped one meal and sent the money saved to Martha McSally--just like she asked.
However, sadly, that may not be enough!
It's becoming harder and harder for miserable right wing hacks to get all of the money they need to run a successful campaign.
Despite what you may have heard, lies are not cheap these days--especially when you use them in bulk. And the Russians only have so much money.
So....Martha needs more help, i.e. dollars, and here are some ideas on how to get them for her:
Rob a liquor store. CoVid has led to more people drinking at home. So, liquor stores are flush right now! And Martha really needs you. What's a potential few years in jail if it means you helped Martha? Don't be selfish.
Steal from your family. I understand this is very popular in some quarters. And honestly, does Grandma really need all of that dough? I mean, what's she going to spend it on? Doilies? Tea? Come on, Grandma! Time to stop thinking about yourself and start thinking about Martha McSally.
Stand on the corner with a sloppily lettered sign. Thanks to Der Trump's fantastic stewardship of the economy during the pandemic, the corners are getting very crowded. But there's always room for one more. And when they hear that you're doing it for Martha McSally, the real beggars will stand aside.
Remember, like all Republicans, Martha doesn't care where the money comes from, as long as it keeps on coming.
Get busy!
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