Apocalypse When?

Every once in awhile some D-list religious leader will announce the "End of the World".

On such a date, at such a time, blah, blah, blah. 

And their flock sells everything, drinks all the Koolaid they can get their hands on, and waits...

And waits...

Like they say, "fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool me countless times, well, I have a big, big, problem."

Now, sometimes the shepherd and the flock end up killing themselves.

The more callous amongst us might call this a win-win.

But usually the shepherd mumbles something about miscalculating and, uh, he'll get back to you.

And the flock will be ready, willing and able to follow him again--just as soon as he figures out where and when.

It is with this sort of thinking in mind that we turn our attention to the belief of some people that Donald of Orange, everybody's favorite criminal Traitor, will somehow be "restored" to the Presidency in August.

Huh?

That this is a complete impossibility doesn't matter. Like any other cult, the MAGAts will believe what they believe irrespective of facts.

Their Leader, who at this point is well past Empty on the functioning brain gauge, has spoken and there is literally nothing they can do--nothing anyone can do--but play along. And keep those donations coming, of course. After all, Freedumb isn't Free!

I mean, the My Pillow Guy says it's definitely going to happen, and if you can't trust a "reformed" crack addict who now peddles crappy pillows to simpletons, who can you trust?

So, put away your so-called "facts". They have no place in TrumpWorld. 

On the plus side, when this does not happen--because it cannot happen--perhaps some of the MAGAts will do the "right thing" and leave this veil of tears forever.

Fingers crossed.