Apparently, slavery was kinda like an internship. You didn't get paid--but you learned a lot of very valuable skills. And the raping, tearing apart of families, senseless brutality, selling off of your children, constant threat of death for offending your "masters" were WORTH it. Plus, you got room and board, in addition to the skills you were learning.
And you could take these skills with you when you left the plantation. But you couldn't leave the plantation except by dying, or being sold to another plantation, or trying to run away to a free state--except they'd hunt you down, even in a free state, because the Supreme Court said that was OK! But the point is, if you could have gotten away from that HELL ON EARTH, you'd have a very nice set of marketable skills. So stop complaining. And try to be just a little grateful.
Lying, cheating, and stealing are OK--if a Republican does it.
It's impossible for a Republican to commit treason. And if they do, well, that's OK too.
Any money is good money, never mind the source. In fact, never mention the source, if you can avoid it.
Nazis aren't that bad. Not really. No, what they are is a reliable bloc of conservative votes.
Vladimir Putin is a great man. A strong man. A manly man.
Drag queens are much more dangerous than automatic weapons.
Global Warming is a myth. Those 30 days of 110 degrees or more weather in Phoenix, Arizona are just a little thing called Summer. This is perfectly normal.
Women are primarily breeding stock.
Donald J. Trump is a good business man.
Donald J. Trump is a good Christian.
Donald J. Trump is a patriot.
Democrats raise children--or steal them--for their blood.
January 6th was just a normal Capitol tour that got a little out of hand.
Low information voters are the best voters.
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