(VP Kremlin direct line rings. Recording begins)
VP: Da?
DJT: Boss it's me.
VP: Who is "me"?
DJT: Donald
VP: (silence)
DJT: Your boy. Donald.
VP: I don't, uh, I don't recall any Donalds. You must have wrong number.
( call disconnects)
(VP Kremlin direct line rings)
VP: Hello?
DJT: Boss, we had a deal.
VP: Deal?
DJT: Yes. Yes deal--
VP: What is this deal you say we had?
DJT: You know, uh, our deal.
VP: No idea what you're talking about.
DJT: Boss, that's not funny.
VP: You know what's not funny? I will tell you. I put a lot of money into you and all your little friends over there. And what do I have to show for it? I will tell you. I have Ukrainian drones blowing up a lot of my stuff. I have sanctions freezing my money and my friends' money. I have NATO expanding while my armies are contracting, one corpse at a time. All in all I have royal pain in my ass.That's what I have to show for "our" deal.
DJT: But-
VP: I tell you, at this point all I can do for you is send some of my Mama's special tea. Old Russian recipe. Sip to your health.
DJT: But-
VP: Das vedanya.
DJT: (unintelligible)
VP: Bye bye.
(call ends)
(recording ends)
