For a moment I thought I'd stumbled onto the funniest political satire I've heard in years.
The most absurd, illogical nonsense offered up with a straight face. I was reminded of that Python bit about the Really Loony Party. Superb daftness.
Then it dawned on me that I was watching taped coverage of CPAC.
And they really mean that shit.
Ted "And You Thought Rick Perry Was The Biggest Asshole In Texas" Cruz and Rand "The Federal Government Is Worthless And That's Why I Fit Right In" Paul.
Sarah "Pay Me My Money Down" Palin and Ann "If I Were Just A Little More Feminine I'd Pass As A Female Impersonator" Coulter.
And let's not forget Louis "I'm No More Crazy Than The People Who Elected Me" Gohmert.
Wow.
I mean, WOW!
Calling CPAC a freak show is insulting to sideshow freaks everywhere.
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