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Friday, December 15, 2017

It Takes A Village To Keep An Idiot From Burning Down The Village

There he stands, The Pussy Grabber in Chief.

In one hand, a can of gasoline. In the other a lighter that he's still figuring out how to use.

And all around him, people are trying to distract him with whatever shiny objects they can find.

Like a baby.

This baby is your President. You probably didn't vote for him. The majority didn't, after all. But there are millions of your fellow Americans who did, and a large number of those still support him, despite all of his catastrophically inept actions, despite all of his disgusting behavior. Because he hates the same people they hate. And some people enjoy hating more than they enjoy anything else.

So, somebody please shake a rattle. Somebody make a silly face. Somebody coo at the baby, for Christ's sake! Because he still has the gasoline and the lighter. And sooner or later he will figure out how the latter works.

See, this is why you don't elect a person who doesn't know anything about politics or the world in general. And has no interest, or capacity, for learning. Why should he, what with his superior genes and his "good" brain?

The world is a very complicated place. And an imbecile really isn't equipped to deal with all of the complications.

No, an imbecile would rather just watch the pretty flames as things burn.

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