Generally, I do not believe in crazy things like vampires, werewolves, the Laffer Curve--you know, sheer lunacy.
Of course, this list should include zombies.
I mean, what's crazier than zombies?
Recently, however, I've been forced to reevaluate my thoughts on the undead, rising from their graves to consume human flesh.
You see, I watched some footage of Trump rallies, and, well...
There can be no other rational explanation for the brain dead, foaming at the mouth crowd that our Traitor in Chief unfailingly attracts.
They are all zombies. Honestly, what else could they be?
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