So Donald J. Trump is playing the song "Macho Man" at his "rallies", i.e. those Trump-oholic love fests where his base of mouth breathing, racist, imbeciles gather to worship at the "stable genius's" feet.
For those of you not old enough to recall, "Macho Man" was a tongue in cheek ditty performed by the Village People, a gay centric singing group popular in the disco years.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
However, we should pause for a moment and consider the idea of Donald J. Trump being a "macho" man:
He spends a lot of time in his tanning booth and/or putting orange tinted makeup on his face. To make him look tanned and rested, I suppose. Though the effect is more "circus clown in a hurry." Come to think of it, what does he have to rest from? I guess tweeting, watching Fox News, and eating junk food can be exhausting to some. And trying to remember what lie you're telling must take a lot out of a fella.
He spends even more time on what passes for his "hair". So, in his mind's eye, he can still seem as "sexy" and "virile" as he was in his "prime", which was approximately 45 years ago.
He wears shoes with kitten heels. To make him look as tall as he claims to be and less morbidly obese than he is. He hopes to achieve the same effect with that clownishly long red tie.
Some people are saying that he also wears a corset underneath the XXXXXL blue suit. I don't know. But some people are saying it. So it must be true, right?
Add it all up and then ask yourself "Is this macho?"
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