Sunday, April 8, 2012

Stoner Dude

So it turns out that Rick Perry, R-Death Penalty, was apparently under the influence, as they say, of some powerful pain killing narcotics, when he was running for the Republican presidential nomination.

Well, that certainly would explain a lot.

Not regarding the positions he set forth, mind you. Sober or not, I'm sure he still strongly believes in all of that crap. You know what they say, "once a corporate whore, always a corporate whore."

But the rambling, incoherent, slipshod way he presented them--that we can blame on the dope.

Glad we got that cleared up before the inevitable run in 2016 or 2020.

Rick "Just Say No" Perry. Has a nice ring to it.

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