Wouldn't It Be Fun To Drown Grover Norquist In A Bathtub?

Just asking.

You understand this is a purely intellectual exercise.

Calculate the depth and width of the tub. The amount of water needed. The temperature of the water.

I suppose we should make it look like an accident, too.

What would that involve? A glass of wine? Pills?

Perhaps he slipped and hit his head...that would explain any necessary blunt force trauma.

See how complicated this sort of thing can be?

But fun. Oh yes, fun fun fun!

And also, what's the word?

Ironic.