Hillary Clinton begins her days going over briefing papers covering the economy, terrorism, foreign policy, and a whole range of domestic issues.
After a short break for lunch, it's off to the nearest psych ward to practice chatting with a babbling psychotic.
Then it's time for a wide ranging policy discussion with a bevy of experts.
And finally, Clinton spends an hour each day at the zoo's monkey cage, dodging their flung feces. You know, just in case.
Meanwhile, in between daydreaming about schtupping Ivanka, and stuffing himself with fast food, Trump reads Mein Kampf for inspiration before he and his key adviser Roger "Come To Daddy" Ailes discuss their favorite insults about women, blacks, Mexicans, Muslims, Jews, and poor people in general.
Should be an interesting night.
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