He's already in the Hall of Fame of Husbandry, pornstar schtupping division.
No, today we're talking about Duncan Hunter, a Republican congressman (of course), who just threw his wife under the bus.
See, a fairly large sum of money was, uh, allegedly misused by DunkDunk and his missus. (Republicans have such an interesting relationship with money.)
And the federales want to know "why?"
Which is kind of surprising, considering that the DOJ is being run by a white supremacist peckerwood who seems to be only concerned with keeping "the coloreds" in line, y'all. Besides, what's more Republican than white collar crime? Nothing!
Anyway, DunkDunk's response is what guarantees him being Husband of the Year.
(I'm paraphrasing here, but you get the essence) "Gee, I don't know. I have nothing to do with it. My hands are clean. Ask her." Her being his wife, Mrs. DunkDunk.
Hell of a guy. Just the sort you want deciding important national issues.
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