Time for a Jaws' reboot!
Of course, we'll have to change a few things to appeal to today's audience.
So, instead of a killer shark, we'll have a killer virus.
And instead of a small resort community, Amity, we'll use the entire USA.
Finally, we have to replace the idiotic mayor, who put money ahead of the safety of his citizens.
I'm thinking an idiotic, egocentric President, who (spoiler alert) also puts money before the safety of his citizens and who finally responds to the crisis by spending his time bragging about his TV ratings while people are dying.
For comic relief, he surrounds himself with a couple of token smart people whom he completely ignores (hahaha) and a whole bunch of dumb people, including his daughter and bumbling son-in-law, who worship him. Dumb people who think they're smart are always funny!
The heroes will be those brave people who find themselves fighting both the virus and the idiots--sometimes without the aid of the proper equipment.
Don't know how it ends, but I smell a hit!
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