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Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Bumperstickers

Why do the Romney bumperstickers just say "Mitt"?

Because "Vote for the party that believes in "legitimate" rape, hates minorities, thinks Wall Street is too regulated, fears women, loves guns, thinks Jesus rode a dinosaur and slavery wasn't so bad, demonizes teachers, ignores science, starts wars they refuse to fight in or pay for, wants to privatize Social Security and gut Medicare, encourages tax evasion, and thinks corporations are people and money is speech" doesn't fit on a bumpersticker.

Shitt.

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