Hey, I voted for Obama twice.
Where's all this stuff I'm supposed to get?
Where are my gifts?
Willard Mitt Romney said Obama gave me gifts to vote for him--where are they?
Rush Limbaugh and O'Reilly said he did, too. And they never lie, do they?
I'm waiting, Mr. President.
I know the mails are slow this time of year, but come on!
You know what I'd really like? One of those satellite radio thingys. I hear there's a Springsteen channel, and the BBC World service, and a whole bunch of cool stuff. I could also use some new shoes.
Of course, the greatest gift of all is that, thanks to you, Barack Hussein Obama, McCain/Palin (remember her?) and Romney/Ryan weren't elected.
Now, that's what I call a thoughtful gift.
Thank you, Barack! We're even.
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