Lil Dougie Ducey needed a mentor.
Sure, he'd made some money selling overpriced ice cream confections.
But he had so much more to offer the public!
He desperately wanted to be heard!
He desperately wanted to be a part of the solution!
He desperately wanted to be Governor of the benighted state of Arizona!
But how?
Fortunately, there were two kind older gentlemen, Dave and Chuckie Koch, who were looking for someone just like Dougie!
He was their kind of guy. Earnest, eager to learn, and not too bright. Let's call it malleable.
So they gave him guidance.
And millions and millions of untraceable dollars.
And lo and behold, Doug "Cup Or Wafflecone?" Ducey became the Governor of Arizona!
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