The SS Trump (funny how Trump and SS go together, ain't it?) is a smoldering mass of burning shit...
And yet it's still yooge and wonderful and beautiful and the best!
And that's why it is attracting so many...oh... let's say rats!
And I don't mean the cute ones like in Ratatouille, either.
I mean the Plague carrying kind.
The latest vermin to jump on board is Sheldon "Shelly The Red Dye Job" Adelson.
Shelly is a noted supporter of all things Israel (well, all right wing Zionist things Israel) and a casino owner of some renown. His Macau casino is under investigation for bribery, and his Las Vegas casino is full of scabs, but Shelly stills makes a lot of money, and that's all that counts. Right? Right!
Shelly joins other noted vermin including Arizona Sheriff Joe "Get The Mexicans!" Arpaio, former Arizona Governor Jan "Why Yes I Am Delusional" Brewer, and New Jersey Governor Chris "Pass The Donuts" Christie on the poop deck of the flaming Trump.
Though steerage is starting to fill up with various KKK Klowns, other White Supremacists, xenophobes, misogynists, homophobes, gun nutz, climate change deniers, lunatic butlers, and the rest of the Republican base there are still luxury first class cabins reserved for GOP movers and shakers.
It's a very large ship, in fact it is yooge, and there's still plenty of room for more. Bring your checkbook!
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