Keep your phones charged and handy, Trump supporters!
Apparently the overwhelming, all encompassing genius of Jared Kushner isn't enough.
And so, your Dear Leader may call and ask you for your advice about this latest Chinese Hoax, the coronavirus.
He's already reached out to noted epidemiologists, J-Lo and A-Rod, and you may be next!
Don't worry if you don't know a damn thing about viruses, epidemics, medicine, logistics, health care, or anything in general.
He doesn't either!
But, that's why you love him, isn't it? He's just as spectacularly uninformed as you are.
And that's why he needs you.
After all, it was the "low information voters", (with the help of the Russians, the media, voter suppression, and James Comey) that put him where he is in the first place.
And now he needs you to help save the Republic!
So put on those thinking caps!
The next call you get may be from you-know-who!
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