You've followed him this far, so why not?
He's a traitor and a liar, a fool and a failure. A rapist, an adulterer, a racist and a conman. Everything he touches rots and dies. Quite possibly the most despicable human imaginable.*
But, dammit, he's your guy. And he needs you, desperately.
You think he's a genius. You think he's a great man. The greatest President ever! Right?
You've worked yourself into a religious frenzy at his rallies.
You wear the sacred MAGA hats.
Nothing and nobody is going to keep you from congregating with your fellow MAGAts.
That's what Freedom means!
You froth at the mouth already, so...
Do your patriotic duty and drink the fucking bleach.
Mainline some hydroxychloroquine.
Oh, and while you're at it, shove a very powerful flashlight up your ass, too.
What do you have to lose?
*(Actually, he's in a dead heat with Moscow Mitch McConnell)
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