If Only...

If only we were all rich, white males, all of our problems would disappear...

Racism, bigotry, misogyny, inequality, poverty--all gone, just like that! No worries about health care costs either. In short, a kind of monochromatic Paradise.

Naturally, there would still be rampant homophobia. After all, despite what the song says, money doesn't change everything.

Still, the only real drawback I can see is that the human race would quickly die out, but I call that a small price to pay.