Friday, January 29, 2016

Bitch Fight!

So Der Donald and Megyn Kelly, the Leni Riefenstahl of Fox News, are having a tiff!

Tsk tsk tsk.

Gonna make for an awkward election season at Berchtesgaden on the Hudson...

Ya'll remember Fox News. They've spent years, years, riling up the brain dead white hillbilly demographic.

No lie is too big, no innuendo too slimy, no dog whistle too ugly, for the gang over at Murdoch Inc.

And now that those poor dimwits that make up the Fox audience have finally found themselves a candidate that appeals to them and their grocery list of prejudices/grievances, all of which the Fox team helped foster, the Chosen One and the Fox crew's cutest cheerleader can't seem to get along!

Maybe because Der Donald prefers his wimmenfolk awestruck, deferential, and reverential.

Golly! What's an elderly Australian piece o'shit media magnate to do?

Quelle tragique!

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