From P.T. Barnum, to H.L. Mencken's "booboisie", right up to Nixon's "silent majority" the one consistent thing about our great nation is that there really is a sucker born every minute.
And so, Trump.
And his, uh, "University".
Since, in America, money is the only true measure of all men, then naturally there are a lot of people looking to get rich quickly and by whatever means necessary.
Enter Trump and his spiel:
Listen to ME! Follow MY advice! I am THE ONE!
Of course, advice like MINE doesn't come cheap. So, do whatever you have to do to afford the bounty of MY wisdom.
If that means charging up $40-50,000 in credit card debt, well, that's a small price to pay to be like ME!
Do you want to be a loser? No, of course not. You want to be a winner like ME!
Follow ME and prosper!
Somewhere, P.T. Barnum is laughing.
Now, if El Trumpo were honest, hahahaha, he would tell them the true secret to his "fantastic" wealth:
First, inherit 200 million bucks from your dad. This is the key!
Then, also inherit his business contacts, his Mob contacts, and his political contacts.
And remember--if things get rough, you can always go bankrupt and leave somebody else holding the bag!
If you can just follow these simple rules, then you too can be a success like Donald Trump!
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