Wednesday, September 7, 2011

The Great Debate--A Preview

And now, live from the Ronald Reagan Crypt in Seamy Valley:

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Republican presidential candidate debate. I'm your moderator--"

"It's all Obama's fault!"
"Kenyan Socialist!"
"Black man!"
"Cut taxes!"


"Yes, well, I'm sure there will be plenty of time for that late--"

"Cut taxes!"
"Cut taxes!"
"Cut more taxes!"
"Shouldn't even be taxes!"


"Alright. Let's begin by asking each of the candidates to--"

"Cut taxes."
"Cut taxes on the rich!"
"Cut taxes on the rich and the corporations!"
"That's what I meant! And let me just add that I love this country!"

(lengthy applause)

"Uh huh. Let's take a moment and talk about Global warming and its potential effect--"

"No such thing!"
"No such thing!"
"God's will!"
"Obama's fault!
"Cut taxes!"

(thunderous applause)

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