Friday, January 31, 2014

Let's All Pitch In And Get Alice Walton A Designated Driver

Money, of course, can't buy you happiness. Or so we've been told...

On the other hand it can buy you the best lawyers, most politicians, and more judges than you'd think.

So with enough dough, say 20 billion, you can drink and drive all you want. Maybe even kill someone. And get the records expunged so you can be back on the road in time for happy hour.

For God's sake, don't pick on the poor billionaires. The Koch brothers, Stephen Schwarzman, Tom "Kristallnacht" Perkins, Donald Trump, Sheldon Adelson, and the rest of them. Don't expect them to abide by our "laws". Who are we to judge them, anyway?

They suffer so for us, just like Baby Jesus.

And all they want to be is loved and valued. And un-taxed.

Oh, and never to be questioned or challenged by the rabble.

Is that too much to ask?

1 comment:

Breaking Mad said...

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