Money, of course, can't buy you happiness. Or so we've been told...
On the other hand it can buy you the best lawyers, most politicians, and more judges than you'd think.
So with enough dough, say 20 billion, you can drink and drive all you want. Maybe even kill someone. And get the records expunged so you can be back on the road in time for happy hour.
For God's sake, don't pick on the poor billionaires. The Koch brothers, Stephen Schwarzman, Tom "Kristallnacht" Perkins, Donald Trump, Sheldon Adelson, and the rest of them. Don't expect them to abide by our "laws". Who are we to judge them, anyway?
They suffer so for us, just like Baby Jesus.
And all they want to be is loved and valued. And un-taxed.
Oh, and never to be questioned or challenged by the rabble.
Is that too much to ask?
1 comment:
A designated driver is always a smart choice. But if you are facing a DUI, select a lawyer who must be at least able to reduce your penalties. When I worked with Los Angeles DUI lawyer, I saw many cases where DUI completely destroyed someone’s life so the first advice is not to do drunk drive.
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