Friday, April 29, 2011

Tough Love

I don't think it's a good idea sending any Federal aid down South to deal with their latest natural disaster. After all, that would just reek of socialism, and we all know how much ya'll hate socialism.

No, it's time for some tough love. As a nation we can't afford to continue to bail them out every time the wind blows or it rains a little. They'll get dependent on the government. They'll get lazy. It's just like welfare, isn't it?

My suggestion is that next time the weather gets a little ugly, our Southern cousins should try praying harder.

That way, whatever happens to them, at least they'll know where they stand with God.

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